The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts Are Overdrawn (1963)

Gil Perkins: Pool Man

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : Now, if you're not poisonin' the pond, lets see you tip up that jug and take a swig.

  Pool Man : I can't do that. It's concentrated chlorine. It kills the algae and fungus.

  Daisy Moses : It kills fish too. We've tried two or three times to stock this pond.

  Pool Man : But this water's only for swimming.

  Daisy Moses : What do you think fish do, walk?

• Pool Man : Now if you don't mind, I'm running a little late.

  Daisy Moses : You're runnin' fast, that's how yer runnin'!

  [fires her shotgun]