Becker (TV Series)

Imm-Oral Fixations (1999)

Alex Désert: Jake Malinak

Quotes 

• Dr. John Becker : [after his typical ranting]  Give me a pack of cigarettes.

  Jake Malinak : Why don't you quit - it's taking years off your life.

  Dr. John Becker : Yeah, but it's just those crusty old-fart years where you walk around bitching at the world.

  Jake Malinak : As opposed to this whole high-on-life Gandhi thing you got goin' on there?

• Jake Malinak : Ooh, you sound tall!

  Amanda : And you smell friendly. Why are we talking like this?

  Jake Malinak : I'm blind.

  Amanda : And yet, you're still staring at my breasts.

• Jake Malinak : I knew you'd cave!

  Dr. John Becker : I did NOT cave! In fact, I just got done examining a naked 80-year-old woman - a lesser man would be shooting smack right now!