Becker (TV Series)

2001 1/2: A Graduation Odyssey (2001)

Ted Danson: Dr. John Becker

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Quotes 

• Margaret Wyborn : Good morning, John!

  Dr. John Becker : Oh, yeah, yeah, it's great! I've got a toilet that won't stop, a car that won't go, neighbors who won't shut the hell up, and a breakfast that won't stay down!

  Margaret Wyborn : [Muttering to herself]  Like sands through an hourglass, these are the days of my life.

• Margaret Wyborn : No, John, I'm not doing that; it's lying, and that's wrong!

  Dr. John Becker : Says who?

  Margaret Wyborn : The Lord!

  Dr. John Becker : The Lord? Margaret, this is the Bronx - believe me, he's not here!

• Margaret Wyborn : [Entering Becker's office, as per his instructions]  John, you have a call...

  Dr. John Becker : Who is it? I'm kind of in the middle of something.

  Margaret Wyborn : It's that call YOU WERE EXPECTING!

  Dr. John Becker : Well, who is it? Oh, I don't need that call anymore.

  Margaret Wyborn : But it's.. it's...

  Dr. John Becker : Oh, Margaret, just HANDLE it, will you?

  Margaret Wyborn : Fone, I'll tell the county psychiatric hospital you're on your way?

• Dr. John Becker : Linda, what are you doing here?

  Linda : I have to study for my exam, and Chuck said he wouldn't mind if I gave him a manicure.

  Dr. John Becker : Isn't there something else you should be doing?

  Linda : Oh, right, I've got a pedicure in room 2.

  [Exits] 

  Chuck : Great, what am I supposed to do with this last pinkie?

  Dr. John Becker : Don't make me answer that...

• Dr. John Becker : Hey, I hate to break up this short bus science fair, but I'm about to read my speech here!