- Brother Cavil: Would you mind telling me what's going on? I'm not a fracking Cylon, I'm n -
- [sees another copy of his model and pauses]
- Brother Cavil: Oh. Well. Okay then.
- Brother Cavil: Supernatural divinities are the primitive's answer for why the sun goes down at night.
- [last lines]
- Chief Petty Officer Tyrol: What do you want to do now, Captain?
- Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace: The same thing we always do. Fight 'em until we can't.
- [Cally's jaw is broken]
- Dr. Cottle: The jaw is set nicely. You're done here. I'm kicking you outta here and sending you back to work.
- Crewman Specialist Cally: Work? Like this?
- Dr. Cottle: You gotta love a woman who can complain even with her jaw wired shut.
- [SPOILER]
- Lt. Felix Gaeta: [Running into President Baltar's quarters] Mr. President! Mr. President?
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: [mutters in displeasure]
- Lt. Felix Gaeta: Gaius. Gaius!
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: Yeah, what is it?
- Lt. Felix Gaeta: The Cylons just jumped into orbit. And the fleet's jumped away.
- Number Six: Judgment day.
- [SPOILER]
- [Doral, Sharon, and Six walk into Baltar's office]
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: I'm Gaius Baltar. President of the colonies.
- Number Six: I know who you are, Gaius. I know very well.
- Lt. Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii: As long as you offer no resistance, you won't be harmed.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: How do I know that?
- Aaron Doral: You don't. You also don't have any choice.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: How did you find us?
- Aaron Doral: Oh, it was quite by accident. Actually, we were over a light year away from here when we detected the radiation signature... of a nuclear detonation.
- [pause]
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: Very well. On behalf of the people of the twelve colonies, I surrender.
- Brother Cavil: Well, this is an embarrassing moment. Yes, he's right. I'm a Cylon. And I have a message. So, take me to your leader.
- Admiral William Adama: Take him to the brig.
- Admiral William Adama: You're not listening.
- Doctor Gaius Baltar: I don't have to listen. I'm the President.