"Battlestar Galactica" Greetings from Earth (TV Episode 1979) - Ray Bolger as Vector

Captain Apollo : You did right, Hector.

Vector : For an imbecile!

Hector : You made me.

Vector : Don't remind me.
Vector : Hush up, Hector. He's sore because I didn't build him any brothers and sisters.

Hector : A girl is what I really want.

Vector : If I had parts for a woman, I'd build one for myself. Hmph!
Hector : Father, I thought we were expecting small children.

Vector : Now do you see, you half-witted fugitive from the plastic factory? You have misprogrammed their slumber chambers!

Hector : Oh!

Vector : They're all grown up!
Vector : You all right?

Captain Apollo : I'm just trying to conserve air. You don't know how lucky you are.

Vector : Yeah, well, I may not suffocate, but I could rust myself to death. Or we may all get lost down here. These chambers go on forever and ever and ever!

Captain Apollo : You're a lot of laughs, Vector.
Vector , Hector : [singing and dancing] We're farmland inspectors / We're homestead protectors / We see that things run here much betterer / If you think he looks funk / It's because he eats junk / I made up from spare parts and et cetera / He's old and he's crusty / His brain is so rusty / He's often been caught in the rain / Though my voice is quite squeaky / And he calls my joints creaky / I love the dear lad just the same!

Ray Bolger: Vector