The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Mean Seasons (1998)
Barry Bostwick: Irv Kleinman, Bernie Benson
Quotes
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Irv Kleinman : What is this? Costumes are down the hall.
Batman : I have a few questions for you.
Irv Kleinman : Get lost! Can't you see I'm in a meeting?
Batman : [grabbing him and pushing him against the wall] Meeting's been canceled.
Batgirl : [to the wannabe starlet on his casting couch] I'd run if I were you.
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Batman : Page Monroe.
Irv Kleinman : Page? I used to be her agent. What about her?
Batman : What happened to her?
Irv Kleinman : She turned 30. What are you gonna do?
Batgirl : So you just dumped her?
Irv Kleinman : Hey, look, I tried to help her. After the modeling dried up, I got her a lead in a sitcom. But it never flew. The network wanted younger demographics.
Batman : Where is she now?
Irv Kleinman : Dropped out of sight. But there were rumors. You know, the surgeon nipped when he should have tucked.
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Bruce Wayne : I'm afraid I won't be able to attend your retirement dinner, Bernie.
Bernie Benson : I understand, sir. You're very busy.
Bruce Wayne : Actually, I've decided to cancel it.
Bernie Benson : Cancel?
Bruce Wayne : I'm changing the retirement policy. You can work here for as long as you can do the job.
Bernie Benson : [pulling off his gray-haired wig] Yes!