The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Joker's Millions (1998)

Paul Williams: The Penguin, Oswald Cobblepot

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Quotes 

• Dick Grayson : You sure The Joker's inside?

  Barbara Gordon : The Penguin's throwing a "going legit" party.

  Oswald Cobblepot : Sorry, we're full up tonight. Shoo, shoo.

  Barbara Gordon : [loudly]  Gee, you'd never think Penguin would turn away the Police Commissioner's daughter.

  Oswald Cobblepot : [under his breath]  Egad, Gordon's brat!

  [speaks up] 

  Oswald Cobblepot : My dear Miss Gordon, how nice to see you! Welcome, have fun, and by all means, send the bill to me.

  Barbara Gordon : Thank you, Mr. Cobblepot.

  Oswald Cobblepot : [muttering]  Lousy little freeloader...

• [at Joker's "going legit" party] 

  Oswald Cobblepot : What's the scheme this time, Joker?

  The Joker : Ha! No scheme at all, old bird. I'm free, I'm rich, and I'm loving it! I'm sure old Batboy is eating his heart out.

  Oswald Cobblepot : [pouring champagne]  Living well is the best revenge.

  [they clink glasses] 

• Batman : [to one of Joker's henchmen]  Why the disguise, Ernie? Where is he?

  Ernie : I don't know what you're talking about!

  The Penguin : He can't threaten my guests.

  Batman : Let me jog your memory.

  [sounds of a splash and Ernie gurgling, followed by a toilet flushing; Penguin creeps away]