The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Joker's Millions (1998)
Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn, Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Quotes
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Poison Ivy : You're pathetic, you know that?
Harley Quinn : Come on, Red. So Mr. J. was a little stressed about money. Now that he's loaded, Puddin'll buy my way out, too.
Poison Ivy : Oh yeah, right, sure thing, Harl.
[shows Harley the newspaper frontpage]
Harley Quinn : [reading headline] "Joker seeks new henchgirl"?
[exterior shot of Arkham]
Harley Quinn : I'LL KILL HIM!
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[the Joker's getaway car comes to a halt]
The Joker : I thought I told you to get gas!
Harley Quinn : We're broke, remember? What was I supposed to do? Fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive off?
The Joker : [nods] Mm-hmm.
Harley Quinn : NOW, you tell me!
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The Joker : After all, it's only money. So I'll let the taxpayers foot my bill again. Besides, it'll be nice to see the old gang.
Harley Quinn : One them's dying to see you, too, puddin'.
The Joker : Harley?
Harley Quinn : The one and only.
The Joker : You... you don't know how happy I am to see you!
Harley Quinn : Welcome to the club.
The Joker : [laughing nervously] Now, baby, I can...
[sounds of him getting clobbered]
The Joker : ...argh! Explain! Ow! Ooh! Ee! Owww!
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The Joker : [shooting at Batman, his gun clicks empty] Quick, more bullets!
Harley Quinn : Sorry, puddin'. That was the last clip. You know how expensive they are.
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The Joker : Well, that was a complete fiasco! If we weren't so strapped for cash, I'd never have touched this job. Give me the loot.
Harley Quinn : Don't you have it?
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The Joker : [seeing the Batmobile approach] Whoops! Time to eject.
[he pulls a lever, and his seat ejects from the car]
Harley Quinn : [searching for her own] Hey, where's mine?
The Joker : Sorry, kiddo! I could only afford one!
Harley Quinn : You cheap, penny-pinching, pasty-faced creep! I'll get you for this, you lousy tightwad!
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Arkham Guard : Harley Quinn's escaped!
Arkham Guard : Seal all exits!
Arkham Guard : Maybe she went down the laundry chute.
Arkham Guard : None of the yahoos are crazy enough to pull THAT old stunt!
Poison Ivy : [under her breath] Ha!
Harley Quinn : [In a washing machine] Help! Help! Ivy! Anybody! GET ME OUTTA HERE!