The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Holiday Knights (1997)

Diane Pershing: Poison Ivy

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Quotes 

• [Bruce Wayne backs up and falls down an open elevator shaft] 

  Harley Quinn : Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! We-we killed him!... Oh well.

  Poison Ivy : We were going to do it anyway.

  Harley Quinn : We got his credit cards; what's to worry?

• [first lines] 

  Harley Quinn : I'm depressed, Red. Here it is holiday time and we're hiding out in this dingy rat trap. No presents, no fun, no nothin'. Can't we at least get a Christmas tree?

  Poison Ivy : What? And support the mad campaign of botanical genocide that grips this country every December?

  Harley Quinn : But Christmas trees are so bright and fun and pretty. Oh, please? Please? Please? Please?

• Poison Ivy : Step lively there, Brucie.

  Harley Quinn : Look! Pianos!

  Bruce Wayne : I've had just about enough of this.

  Harley Quinn : I think the stuff is wearing off.

  Poison Ivy : Can't have that.

  [giving Harley her lipstick tube] 

  Poison Ivy : Give him another shot.

  Harley Quinn : [applying it]  Right-a-rooney!

  [advancing on Bruce] 

  Harley Quinn : Gimme some sugar, baby.

• Poison Ivy : [getting captured by Batman]  Well, here's your stupid tree. You happy?

  Harley Quinn : [content]  Yeah.

• Poison Ivy : So, where to now?

  Harley Quinn : Any place is fine by me, as long as it's away from that guy.

  [they shriek as they see Batman in pursuit] 

• Poison Ivy : May we give you a ride, Mr. Wayne?

  Bruce Wayne : No, thanks. I have my own car.

  Harley Quinn : Oh, but we insist.

  Poison Ivy : [looking in the window, he realizes who it is]  Season's greetings, Brucie. Your two favorite party girls are out for some Christmas fun.

  Harley Quinn : [pulling him into the car]  Ivy zapped you with her special lipstick back at the party.

  Poison Ivy : Now we've got Gotham's handsomest, wealthiest bachelor to treat us to a holiday shopping spree!

• Poison Ivy : I'll bet you've been a good little batboy this year. Unfortunately, Harley and I are still on the naughty list.

  Harley Quinn : Come on up and get your presents.

  [Batman climbs a tower of toys] 

  Poison Ivy : [in waiting with a boxing glove on]  Merry Christmas, darling.

  [as she punches him, he falls but catches himself on a ledge and climbs to safety] 

  Harley Quinn : [appearing behind him with a mallet]  And happy new year, chump!