The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Holiday Knights (1997)

Mark Hamill: The Joker

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Quotes 

• The Joker : Hi-ho couch potatoes. I'm interrupting the Toilet Bowl to bring you my very special New Year's resolution: ahem, starting tonight at midnight, I, your loving uncle Joker, do solemnly vow not to kill anyone for a whole year. Which means I'm going to have to work extra fast to bump off a few more of you today.

  [laughs madly] 

• The Joker : [hitting Batman with a champagne bucket]  Poor Bats. That champagne went right to your head. Now you'll miss the big countdown.

  [the bell laden with his explosives is raised] 

  The Joker : [getting popped in the eye with the cork]  Ow!

  [Batman uses the champagne to short out the controls; as the bell reaches its zenith, the explosives detonate] 

  The Joker : [cackling, he sees the bell in freefall]  Oh, no.

  [the bell lands with a crash, pinning him underneath] 

  The Joker : Ouch.

• The Joker : I really have to congratulate myself on this one. It's almost magic time, and Batman is nowhere in sight. Of course, he does have that annoying habit of spoiling my fun at the last minute.

  [unveiling a table of masks resembling himself] 

  The Joker : So I wisely stocked up on party favors!