The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Beware the Creeper (1998)
Mark Hamill: The Joker
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Quotes
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[Harley slowly rises out of an oversized cream pie]
Harley Quinn : [singing] Happy anniversary, Mr. J / You're really swell and okay / It's seven years to the day-hey / Take the night off, let's play...
[the Joker watches, gobsmacked]
The Joker : Harley...
Harley Quinn : Wanna try some of my pie?
The Joker : Harley.
Harley Quinn : I'm sure you'll want seconds.
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Harley Quinn : Think Bats saw you, puddy tat?
The Joker : Oh, he did! He did! He'd never miss a show about me! He's my biggest fan!
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The Joker : [Surrendering to Batman, regarding The Creeper] He's a lunatic!
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The Joker : How about that, Bats? You broke my face and got seven years of bad luck. Are you going to try for fourteen or are you going to try to raise that anchorman out of the ocean?
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The Creeper : Aw, sweetie got a boo-boo?
Harley Quinn : [hitting him with her mallet] Aw, creepo got a concussion?
The Joker : [laughing until he sees Batman and Robin approaching] Stall 'em, dollface! I'll, uh... get the car.
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The Joker : [using his laughing gas on Jack Ryder] Let's show the folks at home what really happened seven years ago. I'll be Batman, you be me.
[he throws Ryder into a vat of chemicals; glancing at his goons, Harley rates it 7.8; Moe, 8.3; Larry, 8.7; and Curly, 7.7]
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The Joker : Harley, I'm not in the party mood. If you really want to make me happy...
Harley Quinn : [getting thrown outside] Ahh! Oof!
The Joker : ...find the plagiarist who's been stealing my act!
[tasting the bit of pie on his lapel]
The Joker : Ugh! Sweet kid, but a lousy cook.
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Harley Quinn : He's the creep who's stealing your act!
The Creeper : And that's not all, Mr. Happy! I'm stealing your girl, too.
Harley Quinn : I swear, Mr. J, I didn't encourage him!
The Joker : That's okay, pooh. I know you're a one man loon.
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The Joker : [seeing the Batmobile] And they say I'm crazy. Make our old friends feel unwelcome, boys.
