The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Animal Act (1998)
Jane Wiedlin: Miranda Kane
Quotes
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Det. Harvey Bullock : You sure it's locked this time? We've got enough yahoos running around this city without having to deal with Yogi and Boo-Boo too.
Miranda Kane : Look, I don't know how they got out, but I can assure you I have these bears under control.
Det. Harvey Bullock : Swell, cause I'll be back in the morning to make out a police report. And by that time, toots, you better have something more to say than, "I don't know."
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Miranda Kane : What are you doing with my bears?
The Mad Hatter : "I can't explain myself", said Alice, "because I'm not myself, you see."
Miranda Kane : Who are you?
The Mad Hatter : A lonely wretch named Jervis Tetch. Also known as...
Miranda Kane : The Mad Hatter.
The Mad Hatter : At your service.
[Miranda raises her arm to strike him with her whip, but her python, brainwashed by the Mad Hatter, begins to bind her in it's coils]
The Mad Hatter : "The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things... of bears and snakes, and clever crimes. That spring from circus rings."
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Nightwing : Awfully quiet.
Batman : Which way is her trailer?
Nightwing : This way.
Miranda Kane : [screaming nearby] Help, somebody!
Nightwing : On the other hand, that way might be good, too.
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The Mad Hatter : [freeing Peaches the gorilla] Good girl. You're my ticket out of here.
Nightwing : [knocking his hat off with a whip] Hats off in front of a lady, right, Peaches?
[cracking the whip again, he destroys Hatter's hat]
The Mad Hatter : [drawing a gun] Ha! I hate having to resort to such a base, pedestrian form of violence, but you leave me no choice.
[Batman knocks the gun out of his hand with a batarang, and Peaches hits him with the cage door, then jumps on top of him]
The Mad Hatter : Ah! Oof! Ah! Ah! Oof! Get her off! G-g-get her off! Get her off!
Nightwing : You, uh, gonna stop her?
Miranda Kane : Eventually.
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Dick Grayson : Tim said he wanted to see what circus life was like, so I arranged for him to spend the rest of the week with Miranda.
Bruce Wayne : He's going to help train animals?
Dick Grayson : Not exactly.
Miranda Kane : [as he mucks out a cage] When you're done there, I still have the bears' cage.
Tim Drake : [unenthused] Great.
Dick Grayson : Man, I miss it.
Bruce Wayne : What?
Dick Grayson : Show business.
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Miranda Kane : What are you doing here?
Dick Grayson : I heard about the bears on TV. I figured they must be yours.
Miranda Kane : And that gives you an excuse to break into my trailer?
Dick Grayson : I... I didn't break in. The door was open.
Miranda Kane : Hmph. Seems like I'm having problems with locking doors these days.
Dick Grayson : Is that what happened? You forgot to lock the cage?
Miranda Kane : No, I didn't forget. I may not be as careful about my own door, but I locked those cages.
Dick Grayson : Then... how?
Miranda Kane : Someone's messing with my animals. That's how. And I'm gonna find out who it is.
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Tim Drake : So, you train the animals?
Miranda Kane : Some, like Peaches here.
[she pets her head, then stops Dick as he tries to do the same]
Dick Grayson : She remembers me.
Miranda Kane : Circus policy. No one touches the animals but me. Insurance premiums have just gotten too high.