The Batman (TV Series)
Topsy Turvy (2005)
Kevin Michael Richardson: Joker, Judge Wigzell
Quotes
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The Joker : [mutters to himself in his cell, until Batman appears] The Batman! What if I hadn't been decent?
Batman : You're never decent, Joker. Why bother adding a stand-in to your card collection instead of me?
The Joker : [Laughs] To drive you batty, of course. And look, it's working.
Batman : [Grabs Joker] Answers, Joker.
The Joker : Do you really think I'd send a flunky to eliminate my favorite sparring partner? I reserve that pleasure for me alone.
Batman : Then why -
The Joker : Because I miss your company, Batman.
Batman : [pushes Joker aside]
The Joker : We're two sides of the same card. After all, you knew where I'd send my look-a-like to find you. And I knew all along that if I left a trail of breadcrumbs, you'd gobble them up!
Batman : Joker, you're not making sense. Why convince an orderly to do your dirty work when you could just have him unlock your cell?
The Joker : Because you've always been my ace, Batman. My ace in the hole!
[Laughs]
The Joker : [Joker pulls out two sticks and plays a tune with no notes]
Batman : What?
[Joker blows out green Joker gas at Batman's face, causing him to collapse]
The Joker : [Cackles] I don't need you in my card collection. I never play with a full deck!
[Laughs]
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[Joker mutters to himself in his Arkham Asylum cell when Batman appears]
The Joker : The Batman. What if I hadn't been decent?
Batman : You're never decent, Joker. Why bother adding a stand-in to your card collection instead of me?
[Joker laughs]
The Joker : To drive you batty, of course. And look, it's working.
Batman : Answers, Joker.
