Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne (1992)
Paul Williams: The Penguin, Oswald Cobblepot, Snap
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Quotes
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The Penguin : Gentlemen, it behooves us not to fight amongst ourselves.
The Joker : Well put, sardine breath. I think we should pool our resources on this.
[pooling all their money together]
The Joker : $51,240,685...
[taking out a change purse]
The Joker : ....and... 53 cents.
Dr. Hugo Strange : Sold! And now, I give you Batman's secret identity, and after the show, you shall meet its star.
The Joker : [waiting for the tape to start] Focus, focus, foooocus!
Dr. Hugo Strange : [the tape begins] It's a perfect plan. With this machine, I can imagine Batman to be anyone I choose, and these fools will pay a fortune for it!
[stopping the tape]
Dr. Hugo Strange : Wait! It's not the right tape!
The Penguin : [shooting it with his umbrella] Fellow miscreants, we've been had!
The Joker : I'm going to use your head as a bowling ball, Strange.
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Snap : Hand it over, Judge Vargas.
Judge Maria Vargas : The doctor said a trade.
Snap : [holding up a VHS tape] Then let's trade.
Judge Maria Vargas : [taking the money, he withholds the tape] We had a deal.
Snap : Numbers. Crunch it.
Numbers : [flipping through a wad of cash] 20 grand short, Snap.
Snap : The price just went up another hundred thou.
Judge Maria Vargas : Please, I can't pay that much.
Numbers : Nah, you'll pay. You make a mistake, you always pay.
Batman : [appearing behind them] My sentiments exactly.