- Det. Harvey Bullock: So what'd you put in this mousse?
- Rose Cafe Chef: Chocolate, sugar, eggs, cream...
- Det. Harvey Bullock: Strychnine?
- Rose Cafe Chef: No, no. No strychnine. But I added just a pinch of vanilla.
- Poison Ivy: [talking to her rose] They can bury me in the ground, as deep as they like. But I'll grow back. We always grow back. Don't we, baby?
- Poison Ivey: Batman. A late night rendezvous? To what do I owe the honor?
- Batman: Harvey Dent.
- Poison Ivey: Oh, the poor district attorney. I hear he's not expected to live. It's so sad.
- [feigns crying which turns to maniacal laughter]
- Batman: Why, Isley?
- Poison Ivey: Oh please. Call me "Poison Ivy". You see, Harvey had to pay for his crime.
- Batman: What crime?
- Poison Ivey: Why, murder, of course. Plowing up a field of beautiful wildflowers for that silly penitentiary of his. This little rose would be extinct today if I hadn't saved my precious from those horrible bulldozers. The blood of those flowers are on his hands!
- [calms down and smooths hair]
- Poison Ivey: So his fate was sealed...
- [applies lipstick]
- Poison Ivey: ... with a kiss. And now so is yours.
- Bruce Wayne: What do you have, Alfred?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Well, sir, Ms. Isley is a research chemist with Chez Gerard, the cosmetics firm. She works on the development of new fragrances. Their newest is a perfume called Nightshade.
- Poison Ivy: [he plays a commercial] It's deadly.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Ms. Isley has a PhD in botany from Gotham University, where she offers a monthly lecture series on endangered and extinct plant species.
- Batman: [suiting up] I think Harvey's engagement is off.
- Poison Ivy: Enjoy extinction, Batman!
- Batman: I'm not going alone.
- [he holds up the rose plant]
- Poison Ivy: No!
- Batman: The bottle for the weed. What's it gonna be?
- [Ivy drops the bottle in front of Batman then grabs and cuddles the rose]
- Poison Ivy: Oh, my baby. My precious baby.
- Harvey Dent: [about Pamela Isley] So, what do you think?
- Bruce Wayne: Does she have a sister?
- Harvey Dent: Nope. Pam's one of a kind. That's why I asked her to marry me.
- Bruce Wayne: [Spits out his water] What?
- Harvey Dent: Yep. That's the page-one headline.
- [Groans and tugs at shirt]
- Harvey Dent: Is it getting warm in here?
- Bruce Wayne: You're still flushed from that last kiss. Harvey, you just met her last week.
- Harvey Dent: And I already know she's the one. Gosh, it's so hot in here.
- Bruce Wayne: Marriage is a big step, Harv. Don't you think you're rushing it?
- Harvey Dent: No way. The moment I laid eyes on Pam, love hit me right in the face.
- [Harvey passes out and collapse face-first into a bowl of chocolate mousse]
- Bruce Wayne: [laughs] Harv, you've lost your mind... Knock it off. Harv? Harvey!
- Batman: We've isolated the toxin, Alfred.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Indeed, we have, sir. "It is a lethal poison derived from the plant Roseaceaevularis, commonly known as the wild thorny rose."
- Batman: I'll get a plant sample from the Gotham Botanical Gardens. We can use it to work up an antidote.
- Alfred Pennyworth: I'm afraid this is unfeasible.
- Batman: Why?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Because, sir, the wild thorny rose has been extinct for nearly five years, which means, I'm afraid...
- Batman: There's no antidote.
- Batman: Alfred, I'm running a little behind schedule.
- Alfred Pennyworth: I have alerted Mr. Dent, sir. He and Ms. Isley patiently await your arrival at the Rose Cafe.
- Batman: How's the food there?
- Alfred Pennyworth: In my humble opinion, sir, exquisite.
- Batman: [parking the Batmobile] I'll be taking the Cord this evening.
- Alfred Pennyworth: As I anticipated, sir. It is idling out front with a full tank of gas.
- Poison Ivy: [after Batman tries to spit out the poison from her kiss] Aw what's the matter Batman, do I have cooties?
- [laughs]
- Bruce Wayne: Alfred, dig up anything you can on Pamela Isley; who she is, where she's been, what she does, the works.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Consider it done, sir.