Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Night of the Ninja (1992)

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred

Quotes 

• Dick Grayson : I think Bruce is worried he can't take this ninja. He won't admit it, of course.

  Alfred Pennyworth : He never admits fears, Master Dick. Haven't you learned that by now?

  [Alfred turns from sink, and both Dick and Alfred gasp when they see Bruce standing in the doorway wearing formalwear] 

  Alfred Pennyworth : Ah, Master Bruce, I-I - ah, uh, uh...

  Bruce Wayne : I'll be at the museum. I should be back by midnight.

  [leaves, closing the door] 

  Dick Grayson : Do you think he heard us?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Who can tell?

• Alfred Pennyworth : Master Bruce, I'm afraid there's been another robbery of a Wayne Enterprises company.

  Dick Grayson : That's the sixth one in two weeks.

  Bruce Wayne : Seventh.

  [Dick makes a face behind Bruce's back] 

  Bruce Wayne : Where, Alfred?

• [Dick attempts to join Batman on patrol, but he refuses, driving off] 

  Robin : What's with him? Bat got his tongue?

  Alfred Pennyworth : You know Master Bruce; he's not one to discuss his feelings.

  Robin : Isn't THAT the truth? Something's eating him, Alfred. I don't know what... yet.

• [Alfred is washing dishes while Dick is sitting on the kitchen counter] 

  Dick Grayson : Alfred, do you know anything about Bruce's training in Japan?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Of course, dear boy, I was there. Lovely country. I especially like the tea.

  Dick Grayson : You ever hear of somebody named Kyodai Ken?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Oh, indeed. He was the only student at the martial arts school who could consistently defeat Master Bruce. A bad egg, that one.