Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Harley and Ivy (1993)
Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn, Dr. Harleen Quinzel
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Quotes
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[a trio of Frat boys pull up alongside Harley and Ivy, and make some lewd comments]
Poison Ivy : Now boys, didn't your mommies teach you that's not the way to get a lady's attention?
Frat Boy : [slaps his butt] And what are you gonna do, spank me?
Harley Quinn : That's right, pigs!
[raises a bazooka]
Harley Quinn : And here's the paddle!
[yelling, the boys leap out of their car and run just before Harley blows it to pieces]
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Harley Quinn : Hey aren't you that plant lady... Poison Oaky?
Poison Ivy : IVY! Poison Ivy!
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Harley Quinn : I remember I used to go driving like this with Mr. J...
Poison Ivy : [mockingly] "Mr. J., Mr. J.!" Oh, change the record, Harl!
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[last lines; everyone is back in Arkham]
The Joker : That's it. The next time I start a gang, no women. YOU HEAR ME? NO WOMEN!
[outside, Harley and Ivy are tending the vegetable patch]
Harley Quinn : I think we can still work it out, don't you?
[Ivy flings a handful of soil in her face]
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[Batman is lashed to a wooden table]
Poison Ivy : Admit it, darling, you didn't think two women were capable of bringing you down.
Batman : Man or woman, a sick mind is capable of anything.
Poison Ivy : A very enlightened statement, Batman. We'll carve it on your headstone.
Harley Quinn : [pushes him into the toxic water] Aloha, sucker!
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[as Harley prepares to steal the "Harlequin Diamond"]
Harley Quinn : Ooh-ooh, Mr. J is gonna plotz when he sees this...! No. No, I'm keeping this one just for myself... maybe.
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Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Mr. J?
The Joker : Harley?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Hi, puddin'. You still angry with me?
The Joker : Honey, baby, pumpkin pie... you know I can't hold a grudge. Where are you?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : With a friend. Look, I can't talk, but I wanted to let you know I'm okay.
[hearing a door close]
Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Oops. Gotta go. I'll talk to you soon.
The Joker : [having been tracing the call] Sooner than you think.
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Harley Quinn : [after the Joker throws her out] I'll show you. You'll be sorry! I'll pull a big heist, and I'll be laughing at you. Ha ha! You hear? Laughing!
[taking just a few steps]
Harley Quinn : I miss him already.
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The Joker : My, haven't you been the busy little bees?
Harley Quinn : Puddin'?
The Joker : You were out, so we just made ourselves at home. Hope you don't mind.
Harley Quinn : You found me!
Poison Ivy : So much for self-esteem.
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The Joker : Hoo! Ha ha ha ha! Look at the goodies.
Poison Ivy : That's ours, you louse!
The Joker : Oh, Pammy, I wouldn't leave you empty-handed. Since you like flowers so much...
Harley Quinn : Oh, puddin', no!
The Joker : [pushing her away] You can have mine!
[spraying the flower on his lapel into her face]
Harley Quinn : Oh! Red!
Poison Ivy : [coughing, then laughing] It doesn't work on me.
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The Joker : Quick! Turn here!
Harley Quinn : But, boss, that's...
The Joker : I said turn!
Harley Quinn : Yes, sir.
The Joker : WHOA-OAAHHH! Why didn't you tell me someone put a hill there?
Harley Quinn : I tried, but...
The Joker : Never mind. Just hand me the gun.
[seeing the Batmobile catching up]
The Joker : Come on! Come on!
Harley Quinn : [handing him a large revolver] Here.
The Joker : [taking aim] Hey, Batsy! This is where I leave you flat.
[firing it, a rod pops out and a "Bang!" flag unfurls]
The Joker : Huh? You nincompoop!
Harley Quinn : [ducking as he throws it at her] Ahh! You didn't say which gun.
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The Joker : No, we didn't get the diamond. The Dork Knight showed up before we even got to the museum. I had a great shot at him, too, except my dear little Harley Quinn handed me the wrong gun!
Harley Quinn : But, puddin', it was kind of funny watching you shoot at him with the "bang" flag.
The Joker : Funny? You presume to tell me what I should think is funny? In fact, when have you ever contributed a worthwhile idea to this gang?
Harley Quinn : Well, I... I did get us away from Batman.
The Joker : Oh, huzzah! The kid gets lucky, and she wants a medal. Maybe I should just let you run the gang. Maybe you're a better crook than the rest of put together.
Harley Quinn : Maybe.
[cowering at his glare]
Harley Quinn : Not.
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Harley Quinn : [robbing the same museum as Poison Ivy] Nice work, butterfingers. Why didn't you just turn on the Bat-Signal while you were at it?
Poison Ivy : I wasn't trying to get caught.
Harley Quinn : Could have fooled me.
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Harley Quinn : You'd think after living with Mr. J, I'd be used to a little pain.
Poison Ivy : Why do you put up with that clown?
Harley Quinn : Don't get me wrong. My puddin's a little rough sometimes, but he loves me, really.
Poison Ivy : Sure he does. You're just one big forgiving doormat, aren't you?
Harley Quinn : I am not a doormat. Am I?
Poison Ivy : If you had a middle name, it would be "Welcome".