Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Harley and Ivy (1993)

Diane Pershing: Poison Ivy, Dr. Pamela Isley

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Quotes 

• [a trio of Frat boys pull up alongside Harley and Ivy, and make some lewd comments] 

  Poison Ivy : Now boys, didn't your mommies teach you that's not the way to get a lady's attention?

  Frat Boy : [slaps his butt]  And what are you gonna do, spank me?

  Harley Quinn : That's right, pigs!

  [raises a bazooka] 

  Harley Quinn : And here's the paddle!

  [yelling, the boys leap out of their car and run just before Harley blows it to pieces] 

• Harley Quinn : Hey aren't you that plant lady... Poison Oaky?

  Poison Ivy : IVY! Poison Ivy!

• Harley Quinn : I remember I used to go driving like this with Mr. J...

  Poison Ivy : [mockingly]  "Mr. J., Mr. J.!" Oh, change the record, Harl!

• Poison Ivy : No man can take us prisoner!

  [a gunshot blows the tire of their car, which skids to a stop. Montoya approaches and levels a shotgun] 

  Officer Renée Montoya : All right, ladies... raise 'em.

• [Batman is lashed to a wooden table] 

  Poison Ivy : Admit it, darling, you didn't think two women were capable of bringing you down.

  Batman : Man or woman, a sick mind is capable of anything.

  Poison Ivy : A very enlightened statement, Batman. We'll carve it on your headstone.

  Harley Quinn : [pushes him into the toxic water]  Aloha, sucker!

• Poison Ivy : I hope you realize we're on a toxic waste dump? I'd say you've got about ten minutes to clear out before the fumes do you in.

  Rocco : [gagging and spitting out his food]  She's right, boss. I'm feeling kind of... sick.

  The Joker : Hold it in, Rocco! I'm only staying long enough to collect what's mine.

• The Joker : My, haven't you been the busy little bees?

  Harley Quinn : Puddin'?

  The Joker : You were out, so we just made ourselves at home. Hope you don't mind.

  Harley Quinn : You found me!

  Poison Ivy : So much for self-esteem.

• The Joker : Hoo! Ha ha ha ha! Look at the goodies.

  Poison Ivy : That's ours, you louse!

  The Joker : Oh, Pammy, I wouldn't leave you empty-handed. Since you like flowers so much...

  Harley Quinn : Oh, puddin', no!

  The Joker : [pushing her away]  You can have mine!

  [spraying the flower on his lapel into her face] 

  Harley Quinn : Oh! Red!

  Poison Ivy : [coughing, then laughing]  It doesn't work on me.

• Harley Quinn : [robbing the same museum as Poison Ivy]  Nice work, butterfingers. Why didn't you just turn on the Bat-Signal while you were at it?

  Poison Ivy : I wasn't trying to get caught.

  Harley Quinn : Could have fooled me.

• Harley Quinn : You'd think after living with Mr. J, I'd be used to a little pain.

  Poison Ivy : Why do you put up with that clown?

  Harley Quinn : Don't get me wrong. My puddin's a little rough sometimes, but he loves me, really.

  Poison Ivy : Sure he does. You're just one big forgiving doormat, aren't you?

  Harley Quinn : I am not a doormat. Am I?

  Poison Ivy : If you had a middle name, it would be "Welcome".