Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Harlequinade (1994)

Neil Ross: Dealer

Quotes 

• Dealer : Here it is, gentlemen. Enough kaboom to turn Gotham into the world's biggest pothole. What say we start the bidding at, uh... one million?

  [various bids are called] 

  Dealer : Gentlemen, please, don't insult me with nickel-and-dime bids. The man who walks out with this bomb walks out with Gotham in his pocket, yours to pick clean or blow sky-high. Your call. What am I bid?

  The Joker : How about nothing? Zero, zip, zilch, nada?

  [throwing one of his razor-sharp playing cards] 

  The Joker : My personal check for bupkis, drawn on the First National Bank of squat-doo.

  [the thugs all cock their guns] 

  The Joker : Sorry, boys. This lot is sold.

  [he takes off his top hat to reveal a cannonball bomb with a lit fuse]