Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Harlequinade (1994)
Mark Hamill: Jack Napier, The Joker
Quotes
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[fleeing the city]
Harley Quinn : But what about all our friends? Ivy and Two-Face and... Hat Guy and Lizard Man and Puppet Head and...
The Joker : What about them?
Batman : Don't forget your little pets!
Harley Quinn : [gasp] The babies! We can't leave the babies!
The Joker : I'll buy you a goldfish. Let's go!
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Harley Quinn : Freeze, clown.
Batman : Quinn! Stop!
Harley Quinn : He's mine, Bats.
The Joker : You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts.
[tears well in her eyes]
The Joker : Not in a million years would you...
[she cocks the gun and pulls the trigger; a pole pops out with "rat-tat-tat" cards]
The Joker : [after glaring at her in anger, he cackles] Baby, you're the greatest!
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The Joker : Come, my dear. We'll get to a safe altitude, then watch the fireworks.
Robin : It's lucky you were here, Harley. The countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time to swing by Arkham and pick you up.
The Joker : [under his breath] Quiet, brat.
Harley Quinn : You were gonna come back for me, weren't you, Puddin'?
The Joker : Of course, Pumpkin Pie. It's just that, well, here you are. So I can, uh... save myself a trip.
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The Joker : Harley?
Harley Quinn : Hi, Puddin'. Miss me?
The Joker : Ooh, you clever little minx. How did you escape from Arkham?
Harley Quinn : Batman sprung me so's I could find you. Had me all locked up in his bad old car, too.
The Joker : [feigning sympathy] Aw.
Batman : Quinn! We had a deal.
Harley Quinn : Deal's off, B-man. No one ever said anything about hurtin' Mr. J.
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Dealer : Here it is, gentlemen. Enough kaboom to turn Gotham into the world's biggest pothole. What say we start the bidding at, uh... one million?
[various bids are called]
Dealer : Gentlemen, please, don't insult me with nickel-and-dime bids. The man who walks out with this bomb walks out with Gotham in his pocket, yours to pick clean or blow sky-high. Your call. What am I bid?
The Joker : How about nothing? Zero, zip, zilch, nada?
[throwing one of his razor-sharp playing cards]
The Joker : My personal check for bupkis, drawn on the First National Bank of squat-doo.
[the thugs all cock their guns]
The Joker : Sorry, boys. This lot is sold.
[he takes off his top hat to reveal a cannonball bomb with a lit fuse]
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The Joker : Nothing like a moonlight dip, eh, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor Hamilton Hill : Please. Just make your ransom demands and get on with it.
The Joker : Oh, no ransom this time, Hammy.
Mayor Hamilton Hill : You can't mean...
The Joker : Oh, yes, indeedy-do. Instead of taking you, the cops, and the Batman down separately, I'm going to blast you all at once!
[into his walkie-talkie]
The Joker : Send down the plane, boys. We're blowing town. Literally.
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The Joker : You really should loosen up, Dealer. Have a laugh now and then.