- Batman: Viral antitoxins... for a plague that doesn't exist. But if the virus is carried through, say, stray dogs and cats, the plague will blanket Gotham within weeks!
- Roland Dagget: Days, actually. You know how many strays there are in Gotham, Batman? 300,000. Imagine if even only a tenth of them carried the virus. Not only will this little bottle make me a hero, it'll make me a fortune, as well.
- Selina Kyle: Maven, how on earth did you manage to raise my bail at this hour?
- [Maven indicates the end of the alley, where Alfred opens the door of Bruce's Rolls]
- Selina Kyle: I see.
- [after Selina is released from custody, Bruce expresses reservations about seeing her again]
- Alfred Pennyworth: But I thought you'd grown quite fond of her. And I'd assumed the feeling was mutual...
- Bruce Wayne: It's not that simple, Alfred. She's in love with Batman.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, dear. These modern relationships are entirely too complicated for me.
- Dr. Achilles Milo: [Batman is pursued by a rabid dog] I can't imagine he could elude that beast.
- Roland Dagget: You'd better make sure of that, my friend. Because if he does get away, I suggest you keep on driving as far away from Gotham as this truck can take you.
- Lucius Fox: Our sources tell us that Daggett's pharmaceuticals arm is coming out with a hot new drug.
- Bruce Wayne: What kind?
- Lucius Fox: Some sort of anti-toxin. All we really know is Daggett's had his best people on it for months. Why the sudden interest? Think he's up to something?
- Bruce Wayne: That goes without saying, doesn't it?
- Selina Kyle: Your bail money is safe. I promise.
- Bruce Wayne: That's not important, Selina. You are.
- Selina Kyle: Bruce, I like you a lot, but as a friend.
- Bruce Wayne: I understand. Then as a friend, may I point out that this arrest could revoke your probation?
- Selina Kyle: I'll worry about that after I find my cat. What I want to know is what those creeps I met in the alley are doing with a big-time attorney from Daggett Labs. I spend a night in jail, and he has them back on the street in less than an hour.
- Bruce Wayne: Roland Daggett is a dangerous man, Selina. I'd be very careful.
- Selina Kyle: Don't worry. You won't see Selina Kyle anywhere near Daggett Labs.
- Selina Kyle: You know, you haven't told me why you've come to my rescue, Batman. Are you getting soft on criminals or just on me?
- Batman: I think the fever's making you delusional.
- Selina Kyle: Ever the escape artist, I see.
- Batman: You were supposed to stay out of trouble.
- Selina Kyle: Don't tell me you're my very own private probation officer. How often would you like me to check in?
- [she moves to kiss him, but stops when a GCPD patrol car rolls by]
- Batman: I'm afraid our reunion will have to wait.
- Batman: [capturing one of Daggett's goons] Let's play a little game. I'll try to guess Daggett's plan, and you'll let me know if I'm right.
- Selina Kyle: Isis! Isis, you're all right! But how?
- [looking out from her balcony, she watches Batman swing away]
- Judge: Selina Kyle, you have pled guilty to the charges brought against Catwoman. And do you understand you can be sentenced to as much as 25 years in prison?
- Selina Kyle: Yes, Your Honor.
- Judge: Regardless of the fact that you committed the crimes to benefit animals and wildlife, theft is theft.
- Selina Kyle: Yes, Your Honor.
- Judge: However, since you did help save Gotham City from annihilation, and the District Attorney has recommended a plea bargain, I have decided to sentence you to five years... probation.
- [cheers from the gallery]
- Judge: [pounding her gavel] I'm not finished! But I'm warning you, Ms. Kyle, if you ever don your Catwoman costume again, to violate the law, I'll not only revoke probation, I'll throw the book at you.