Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Birds of a Feather (1993)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• [Penguin steps outside with a small case] 

  Bruce Wayne : [follows him]  Admiring the Vreeland jewelry, Mr. Cobblepot?

  The Penguin : Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it? Actually, I was thinking of adding this to her collection.

  [reveals a gold penguin brooch] 

  Bruce Wayne : [surprised]  I'm sorry. Maybe the rumors of your reform are *not* exaggerated.

  The Penguin : Anything's possible when love is involved.

• Bruce Wayne : I've heard you're running around with a dangerous crowd.

  Veronica Vreeland : Well, keep it under your hat, Brucie, but I've just snagged the Penguin for my party.

  Bruce Wayne : Why?

  Pierce : For the entertainment, dodo. Can't you just see their faces when that stuffed capon waddles in?

  Bruce Wayne : I'd think twice if I were you.

  Pierce : Oh, lighten up, Wayne. After all, he is N-O-K-D; not our kind, dear.

  Bruce Wayne : Better be careful that your little joke doesn't come home to roost.

• The Penguin : Well, fellow rogues, it's great to be back.

  [seeing the empty, drafty room] 

  The Penguin : If you're trying to surprise me, you're doing an excellent job. Say, who's there? Two-Face? Croc? Joker, old shoe!

  Batman : None of the above, Penguin.

  The Penguin : Oh, no. Not you.

  Batman : Get used to it. Wherever you go, I'll be right behind you.

  The Penguin : Precisely where you belong. But you needn't bother. Haven't you heard? I've reformed, paid my debt to society and all that.

  Batman : We'll see. I just came to tell you to keep your beak clean.

• Batman : I knew you couldn't stay clean for more than one day.

  Veronica Vreeland : Let him go! He didn't do anything. It was those brutes.

  Batman : He wasn't with them?

  The Penguin : That's right, you vulgar vigilante. In my day, I associated with a much higher class of riffraff.

  Veronica Vreeland : I'm so sorry, Ozzie.

  The Penguin : As long as you weren't bruised, my peach.

  Batman : Peach?

  The Penguin : Why don't you be a good masked man and ride off into the night? This time, I'll clean up after you.