Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Birds of a Feather (1993)

Marilu Henner: Veronica Vreeland

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• [last lines] 

  Veronica Vreeland : Oswald, I really was growing fond of you. It's too bad this had to happen.

  The Penguin : I suppose it's true what they say. Society is to blame. High society.

• Pierce : He fenced? With his umbrella? How droll. This Penguin will absolutely make your party.

  Veronica Vreeland : You know, it was quite touching, actually. I-It's not often that a man rushes to my rescue. Unfortunately, he wants to see me again.

• Veronica Vreeland : Oswald, if it's money you want I can get you more...

  The Penguin : SHUT UP! All I wanted from you, dearie, was a little friendship! That would have cost you nothing!

• Bruce Wayne : I've heard you're running around with a dangerous crowd.

  Veronica Vreeland : Well, keep it under your hat, Brucie, but I've just snagged the Penguin for my party.

  Bruce Wayne : Why?

  Pierce : For the entertainment, dodo. Can't you just see their faces when that stuffed capon waddles in?

  Bruce Wayne : I'd think twice if I were you.

  Pierce : Oh, lighten up, Wayne. After all, he is N-O-K-D; not our kind, dear.

  Bruce Wayne : Better be careful that your little joke doesn't come home to roost.

• Batman : I knew you couldn't stay clean for more than one day.

  Veronica Vreeland : Let him go! He didn't do anything. It was those brutes.

  Batman : He wasn't with them?

  The Penguin : That's right, you vulgar vigilante. In my day, I associated with a much higher class of riffraff.

  Veronica Vreeland : I'm so sorry, Ozzie.

  The Penguin : As long as you weren't bruised, my peach.

  Batman : Peach?

  The Penguin : Why don't you be a good masked man and ride off into the night? This time, I'll clean up after you.

• The Penguin : Such an enchanting evening. But tell me, my dear, what are you hatching?

  Veronica Vreeland : Whatever do you mean?

  The Penguin : There's more to our encounter than meets my eagle eye. Isn't there?

  Veronica Vreeland : Why, Oswald, how could you think such a thing? I've always been captivated by your, um... your rapacious wit, not to mention that fine Roman nose.

  The Penguin : [smitten]  Naturally. Come, let us fly, my dove. Garcon, the check, if you please.

• Veronica Vreeland : I'm slipping, Pierce. Only 24 invitations this month.

  Pierce : Oh, my dear, you're practically out. It's high time you threw a party, and make it the biggest bash ever.

  Veronica Vreeland : Yes, yes, but how? I'm out of charities until spring at least, and there are no interesting celebrities.

  Pierce : Hmm. Remember when the Joker crashed Muffy Vanalten's last affair? He robbed us blind, but, hey, what a giggle, hmm?

  Veronica Vreeland : Yeah, it was amusing. But the Joker's yesterday's news.

  Pierce : [showing her a newspaper article on the Penguin's release]  Then have a peek at today's.

  Veronica Vreeland : Ooh. I love it!

• Pierce : [Penguin overhears]  Oh, will you relax? You've done him a favor.

  Veronica Vreeland : But, Pierce...

  Pierce : You said it yourself. That fat bird would never get invited to a party like this, not with those clothes, that waddle, those flippers.

  Veronica Vreeland : Oswald!

  The Penguin : Did she mention my fine Roman nose?