Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Almost Got 'im (1992)
Aron Kincaid: Killer Croc, Waylon Jones
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Quotes
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Two-Face : Poison Ivy.
Poison Ivy : It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking around halfway decent.
Two-Face : Half of me wants to strangle ya.
Poison Ivy : And what does the other half want?
Two-Face : To hit ya with a truck.
Poison Ivy : We used to date.
The Joker , The Penguin , Killer Croc : Ah.
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The Penguin : So, I hear You-Know-Who nailed The Mad Hatter last week...
The Joker : No kidding! He sure gets around for one guy.
Two-Face : Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy.
Killer Croc : Huh?
Two-Face : The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace, like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but...
The Joker : Ah, you're always seeing double.
The Penguin : It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime-related trauma when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mugger blew off a piece of his face.
The Joker : Sure, he could be all gross and disgusting under that mask!
[Dent, who was adding cream to his coffee, crushes the carton]
The Joker : Uh, no offense, Harv.
Two-Face : Just deal...
Killer Croc : Well, you know what I think?
The Joker : Not the robot theory again...
Killer Croc : Well, he could be.
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Two-Face : [finishing his "almost got him" Batman story] ... And if it weren't for this blasted coin... I would have got him.
The Joker : Gee, that's too bad, Harv, but I guess you'll always come in second. Anybody else want to go?
Killer Croc : [hits the table] ME! There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Batman came nosing around. He was getting closer... Closer...
Poison Ivy : And...?
Killer Croc : I threw a rock at him!
[everyone stares in dead silence]
Poison Ivy : So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?
Killer Croc : It was a big rock...
Two-Face : They actually let him keep it!
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Killer Croc : You'd think one of us would've got 'im by now...
The Penguin : I've come the closest.
Poison Ivy : Are you kidding? I was the one who nearly...
Two-Face : [pounds the table] Nobody's come closer to stopping the Batman than ME!
[a squabble breaks out, which the Joker ends with a whistle]
The Joker : The fact is each of us has their own "almost got 'im" story to tell...
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Killer Croc : Hey, I don't get it. You just knocked out Catwoman and left her?
The Joker : Ah, c'mon, Crockers, didn't I say there's more than one way to get someone? Even as I speak, Catwoman is being trussed up at the Pussykins Pet Food Factory. First thing tomorrow I'm sending a lovely case of cat food to Batman. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Killer Croc : I don't think so!
[Croc tosses Joker to a nearby table]
The Joker : [weakly] Was it something I said?
[the villains take a closer look at Croc, and realise it's Batman]
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Two-Face : Whose deal is it?
The Penguin : Mine. I find your middling machinations mildly diverting. But, for sheer criminal genius, none surpasses my most recent ornithologically-inspired entoilment.
The Joker : Smaller words, please. You're losing Croc.
Killer Croc : [Confused] Uhhh...
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[a woman approaches the archcriminals' table]
Killer Croc : Scram, lady! This is a private...
[Poison Ivy kicks the chair out from underneath Croc]
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[the Joker wins the poker game]
Poison Ivy : Awww...
Two-Face : No way!
Killer Croc : Forget this!
The Penguin : Let me see those cards!