Batman (TV Series)

Batman Sets the Pace (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• The Maharajah : [writing a check]  Paid to the order of Bat-Man...

  Batman : One 't'.

• Girl Clerk : Good afternoon, may I help you?

  Bruce Wayne : Thank you. We thought we might find some amusing favors for a small diner party this young man is giving.

  Girl Clerk : To be sure. How about these?

  [hands over some fake glasses] 

• Robin : [the Dynamic Duo is about to go down a chute]  Can I go first? I wanna see their faces.

  Batman : [Batman stops him]  Dynamic seniority.

  [Robin hits his own fist in diseppointment] 

• [last lines] 

  Bruce Wayne : [answering Batphone]  Yes, Commissioner?

  Commissioner Gordon : Uh, shocking news, Batman.

  Bruce Wayne : What could it be?

  Commissioner Gordon : I've heard a most alarming rumor--that you've been asked to go to California and run for Governor

  Bruce Wayne : [chuckles]  Calm your fears, Commissioner. The rumor is unfounded. As long as there's a criminal at large in Gotham City, wild horses couldn't drag me away.

  Commissioner Gordon : Oh, thank heavens, Batman!

  Chief O'Hara : Saints be praised!

  Bruce Wayne : Goodbye, Commissioner.

  [hangs up Batphone] 

  Dick Grayson : Holy Golden Gate!

• The Joker : [after his cover is blown and his Maharaja costume destroyed]  Egads! I'm deflated!

  Batman : A fitting end for you, Joker. Like the rest of your criminal ilk, you were never anything but a threatening bag of hot air. Chief O'Hara, call your men. Cart this human trash away.

  Chief O'Hara : Right.