Batman Beyond (TV Series)

Terry's Friend Dates a Robot (2000)

Will Friedle: Terry McGinnis, Batman

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Quotes 

• [Howard is trying to break up with his robotic "girlfriend", Cynthia] 

  Howard : [finishing]  ... we can still be friends.

  [Batman groans and puts a hand over his eyes] 

  Cynthia : Friends...? *FRIENDS?*

  [she starts to vibrate and crackle] 

  Howard : Wrong thing to say?

  Batman : Is it ever the *right* thing?

• Mr. Groote : [Scolding Howard]  What in blazes did you buy with it? Dynamite? Dynamite to blow up the house with?

  Max : I think Howard need some quality time with his old folks.

  Terry McGinnis : You think they'll ground him?

  Mr. Groote : [Last lines]  Your mother's antique doll collection!

• Terry McGinnis : Are you nuts? This is the boys' locker room!

  Max : Yeah I can smell the mildew.

• Terry McGinnis : Woah... what the heck happened?

  Dana : The party peaked early.

• Louie : [on the phone with a customer]  Yes, Mr. Drago, that's no problem. All six can look like keno girls. Uh-huh, we're very discreet.

  Batman : But I'm a big blabbermouth.

• Max : I think Howard needs some quality time alone with his folks.

  Terry McGinnis : You think they'll ground him?

• Howard : I appreciate what you guys were saying, but I still want a cool girlfriend like Chelsea or Blade. Then kids would come to me. It's a sign that you're somebody.

  Terry McGinnis : Somebody pretty shallow.

  Howard : Shallow but popular.

  [seeing Terry's car] 

  Howard : Hey! The boss's car. How about a lift?

  Terry McGinnis : Sure, if you don't mind a side trip. I have to run an errand for Mr. Wayne.

  Howard : Aw, if I had wheels like these, I'd get more girls than a rock star.

  Terry McGinnis : I did mention the whole shallow thing, didn't I?

• Terry McGinnis : Check this out.

  Max : Handprints? They don't look big enough to knock over lockers.

  Terry McGinnis : No fingerprints, either.

  Max : Maybe he wore gloves or something.

  [hearing guys heading towards them, she gets into a locker to hide] 

  Max : Ter, you gotta get me out of here.

  Terry McGinnis : How?

  Max : I don't know. Think of something.

  Terry McGinnis : I'll let Mr. Silverstein know you'll be late.

  Max : You are so dead, McGinnis.

• Bruce Wayne : As Batman, you must handle the widely-varied tactics of your criminal adversaries. Some will try to distract you with bizarre gimmicks. Learn to use their weapons against them. These quirks have a pattern. Recognizing them is the key to winning.

  Terry McGinnis : Not too shabby, huh?

  Bruce Wayne : [turning off a simulator]  Better, though your execution could use more...

  [holding up a broken robotic head of Killer Croc] 

  Bruce Wayne : ...finesse.

  Terry McGinnis : Hey, it gets the job done.

  Bruce Wayne : Speaking of jobs, yours is to get a replacement for this one after school.

• Mr. Brooks : Yes, Mr. Wayne's special order is ready. He, uh, certainly goes through a lot of these synthoids.

  Terry McGinnis : You know old folks. Always breaking stuff.