"Bat Masterson" The Death of Bat Masterson (TV Episode 1959) - Gene Barry as Bat Masterson

Bank Manager : The money and the accumulated interest was awarded by the court to Mrs. Masterson.

Bat Masterson : How's that? Mrs. Masterson?

Bank Manager : The Masterson widow, sir.

Bat Masterson : Oh no, wait a minute. In order for a man to have a widow, he must be married and dead - in that order.
Bank Manager : Now, now this takes clear thinking. This can't be settled in anger, you know.

Bat Masterson : I'm not angry; I'm just hurt. Nobody had the decency to invite me to my own funeral.
Bat Masterson : [to Judge Hodie] Now see here! You're going to tell me Bat Masterson's dead. I don't mind dying, your honor, but I hate to die broke.
Bat Masterson : I never realized I had such excellent taste in wives. Too bad I died so young.

Nellie Fontana : What do you want?

Bat Masterson : Forgive me from being mercenary, ma'am: twenty thousand dollars and the man who murdered me.
Nellie Fontana : He's more than a murderer, he's a madman! He killed some poor saddle tramp to put in your grave. He killed Judge Hodie, too. He's going to kill me next, unless I get away from here.

Bat Masterson : No, I wouldn't dream of letting him kill my own widow. Not as long as I'm alive.
Bat Masterson : What's wrong, Jack? You act as though you've seen a ghost.
A.J. Mulcaney : Mr. Masterson, I changed the marker on that grave. What'll I do with this one?

Bat Masterson : Well, I'd just get rid of it, Mulcaney. I'm not going to be using it for a while.

Gene Barry: Bat Masterson