Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Guest (1975)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Look, the syndicate -- they're just another bunch of hoods, they're not supermen.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Marty, when are you going to learn that nobody belongs to other people.
Marty Morrison : Why would I take something that belonged to me ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris, would you do the honors.
Det. Ron Harris : Okay, over here Marty
Marty Morrison : I see you rented my room
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Capt. Barney Miller : Alright. I'll see what I can do ? I won't book, but I am going to have to hold you... Just a police expression.Harris, hold that RAP sheet on Marty, we're going to negotiate a settlement out of court
Det. Ron Harris : Keep him on ice
Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah, Temporarily
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Det. Ron Harris : Well, he's dead
Det. Phil Fish : What ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Wojo ?
Det. Ron Harris : No, Schuster ? I let a few rumors sneak out, it's right here on the second page. Check it out.
Det. Phil Fish : You !...
Capt. Barney Miller : An unconfirmed rumor from an undisclosed source, Alan Schuster state witness scheduled to appear today before the crime commission, went to a Eastside Hospital... critical condition... overdose... undisclosed... died this morning at 5:15 AM... .Perfect... Sorry to see you go , Mr. Schuster
Alan Schuster : Did they say anything nice about me ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Not really.
Yemana : Of course, they don't know you like we do
Capt. Barney Miller : How's Wojo ?
Det. Ron Harris : Sick as a dog ? But he's going to be okay. The doctor said a dude with an ordinary constitution would have cashed it in.
Yemana : He could eat a desk
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, Mr. Schuster get ready to travel. Harris, you and Fish take him over to City Hall, and turn him over to the Crime Commission
Det. Ron Harris : Okay, Schuster. Oh, no handcuffs. You'll ride in the back with me. Try to act as if your just another one of the detectives in this squad.
Alan Schuster : How do I do that ?
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, just look at me with admiration and respect
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey, How you doing Barney? Hi, guys.
Capt. Barney Miller : Hey Chano, did you make the bust ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, sure, made it nice and easy. Nothing to it. Got him with all the stuff.
Det. Phil Fish : Very good. Where's my money?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Uh... I ain't got it.
Yemana : You ain't got it. What do you mean, you ain't got it?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale , Det. Phil Fish : Quick--someone take my gun away .
Capt. Barney Miller : What happened ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Barney, I walked into the place, right, met the contact, I gave him the money, he gave me the stuff. I pull out my piece and say "Okay,freeze, hands in the air." And all of a sudden from behind me, I hear someone else say "Freeze, hands in the air"
Det. Ron Harris : You got ripped-off ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, by the FBI.
Capt. Barney Miller , Det. Phil Fish : FBI ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, the FBI, you know the guys with the ties.They had their own bust going. What am I...?... going... They kept... They confiscated the money as evidence... .Well
Yemana : For crying out loud, I could have lost that money at the track myself. I didn't need your help.
Capt. Barney Miller : Alright... Alright... .Take it easy... Take it easy. We'll all get our money back
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : yeah
Capt. Barney Miller : In 5 or 6 months
Yemana : wait till wojo hears about it, he's not going to be happy about pulling through
Det. Ron Harris : You can give me a note for my tailor
Alan Schuster : Look, if you, uh... if you don't get the money back, I know a way to take it off your taxes
Capt. Barney Miller : Thanks Mr. Schuster, but no thanks
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Capt. Barney Miller : The Commission has expressed its gratitude to the Police Commissioner for his co-operation and their satisfaction with the outcome of the hearing
Det. Phil Fish : They got them all pretty good
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What did Schuster get ?
Capt. Barney Miller : It doesn't say, but a cooperative witness, probably 1-10
Det. Ron Harris : With good behavior, he'll probably be out by the end of the fiscal year.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I fine, I fine, my stomach is good... I'm not sure about my wallet
Capt. Barney Miller : Your a lucky man
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah,Yeah, I guess so. The Doctor said I have a tolerance for Arsenic.
Det. Phil Fish : From what?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Fruits and Vegetables? Said there was enough Arsenic in there to kill a horse, but not a human being.