Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Guest (1975)
Jack DeLeon: Marty Morrison
Quotes
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Alan Schuster : What do you do?
Marty Morrison : I'm getting married.
Alan Schuster : I mean, for a living.
Marty Morrison : I'm getting married.
Alan Schuster : I've never been married myself. I don't know, for some reason girls don't interest me. I guess my head is always too much into business, you know, ambition -- making money, being a big shot. My mother used to say to me, "Alan, Alan, meet a nice girl, meet a nice girl." But, I don't know, I actually had more fun with the fellows. Not that I never met a lot of nice girls. Actually, I was engaged twice. But every time it came time to make the big step, I thought "maybe I'm making a mistake." You know ? You're liable to make a commitment and then when you least expect it, like a bolt out of the blue, somebody comes around the corner and,"Wham !"
Marty Morrison : "Wham."
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Officer Kogan : Look who we just picked up for shoplifting, Doctor Strangelove.
Marty Morrison : You know something ? You simply have no class Kogan, that's why you're still a private.
Officer Kogan : There are no privates on the police force.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Marty, when are you going to learn that nobody belongs to other people.
Marty Morrison : Why would I take something that belonged to me ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris, would you do the honors.
Det. Ron Harris : Okay, over here Marty
Marty Morrison : I see you rented my room
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Alan Schuster : That was suppose to be me that got poisoned, you know that.
Marty Morrison : Why would anyone want to poison you ?
Alan Schuster : Because I know too much.
Marty Morrison : My God, If one got killed because they knew too much, I would have been dead years ago.
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Capt. Barney Miller : Open it up, Nick
Yemana : Yeah
Capt. Barney Miller : Marty, I just spoke to the Department store, they're willing to accept the fact that you intended to buy the luggage, so ,uh, get over there, give them the money and they'll drop charges
Marty Morrison : Well, they are really expensive bags. I don't think I can afford them.
Capt. Barney Miller : They go with your shoes
Yemana : Bon Voyage
Marty Morrison : Thank you. Good luck. I don't suppose we'll be seeing each other again
Alan Schuster : I probably won't be seeing anybody again
Capt. Barney Miller : Check in Marty, I want to know what happens.
Marty Morrison : Yes, Captain... Uh... Goodbye, I really enjoy our brief encounter
Alan Schuster : Likewise
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Marty Morrison : Mr. Shuster, are you a Scorpio ?
Alan Schuster : Yeah.
Marty Morrison : Oh God, I knew it !