Banacek (TV Series)
The Two Million Clams of Cap'n Jack (1973)
Jessica Walter: Erica Osburn
Quotes
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Erica Osburn : Are you surprised I'm here?
Thomas Banacek : Not yet.
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Thomas Banacek : Can't you tell me here?
Erica Osburn : Oh, no. Any minute you'll turn on a Ravel tape or something.
Thomas Banacek : Actually, I was going to propose first.
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Thomas Banacek : You don't seem overweight to me.
Erica Osburn : You've never seen me naked.
Thomas Banacek : Not that I remember, and I imagine I would.
Erica Osburn : You would.
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Erica Osburn : Somewhere you can check the results of my diet first hand?
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Thomas Banacek : Did I ask to get in your chopper?
Erica Osburn : You could've.
Thomas Banacek : Next time.
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Thomas Banacek : He looks like the cartoon on the soup can.
Erica Osburn : He *is* the cartoon on the soup can. Would you like to meet him?
Thomas Banacek : I've never met a real cartoon.
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Thomas Banacek : She's an old friend from my non-protest period.
Erica Osburn : You're disgusting.
Thomas Banacek : I know.