Banacek (TV Series)

The Two Million Clams of Cap'n Jack (1973)

Linden Chiles: Fennyman

Quotes 

• Thomas Banacek : I do this for a living.

  Fennyman : So do I. Could we get on with this, please?

• Fennyman : Ten per cent of two million dollars for two days' work. That's damn near un-American.

  Thomas Banacek : It might even be un-Polish, but that's the way it goes.

• Fennyman : How do you do it, Banacek?

  Thomas Banacek : Do what?

  Fennyman : How do you convince a man like Mr. Morgan that you're a combination the Scarlet Pimpernel, Humphrey Bogart, and Sherlock Holmes all rolled into one?

  Thomas Banacek : Elementary, my dear Fennyman, that's who I am, only you left out the Green Hornet.

• Fennyman : You really thought I might have done it, huh?

  Thomas Banacek : Yeah, for a minute or two, and then I realized it was cleverly handled.

• Hanrahan : You know, I always think if I had taken one bill from each row I could have retired by now.

  Fennyman : Or wound up in jail.

  Hanrahan : I suppose.