- John Steed: Well, what's the setup?
- Catherine Gale: They have a very fine laboratory, they are quite satisfied with my work, and in one week I've discovered absolutely nothing.
- Captain Nash: If you have a defence, Crane, I hope it's a good one.
- Crane: It is, sir. I am not guilty.
- Captain Nash: Alright, carry on.
- Mellors: Here, Mr. Steed, what sort of treatment do you specialize in?
- John Steed: The sort that gets results!
- [all laugh]
- John Steed: You're not frightened of burning your fingers, eh?
- Catherine Gale: What woman would be for rubies this size?
- John Steed: Hah!