- John Steed: How are you going to spend all this money?
- Glover: I'd hardly like to say.
- John Steed: Why not?
- Glover: You'll think less of me.
- John Steed: No, I won't.
- Glover: It's the power that excites me, Mr. Steed. I want to be ill-mannered and rude and uncouth. And order people about, especially women. I look forward to being excessively rude to an considerable number of handsome women!
- Emma Peel: How do you know?
- John Steed: I had a look at the memo pad beside your phone. I'm an insatiable reader.
- Dusty Rhodes: Now try this on your piano: Zany Zanzibar zebra's, in the zealous Zoo on the shores of the Zuiderzee.
- Charlie: Again, you do it so beautifully.
- John Steed: [walking towards a large window] I could've sworn that Big Ben moved. Well it must have been the Worcestershire sauce and the eh, tomato juice. Heh.
- Miss Pegram: It's us that's moving, Mr. Steed. The Litoff Organisation never stands still.
- John Steed: So I see, but could you remain motionless just for one moment, to have a little look at, eh, at these?
- [empties a small bag containing several diamonds onto a newspaper]
- Miss Pegram: You don't know much about the Litoff Organisation, do you, Mr. Steed?
- John Steed: Nobody does! Now that's what's so intriguing.