The Avengers (TV Series)
The Town of No Return (1965)
Diana Rigg: Emma Peel
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Quotes
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Emma Peel : [opens door to hotel room] What happened to pussy-footed pussy?
John Steed : [comes into the room] Isn't it time you were in bed? You have to be up early for school tomorrow.
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Emma Peel : Would the winner come to the unsaddling enclosure?
John Steed : [Steed finds Peel tied up with riding gear] All this is supposed to go on a horse, you know.
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John Steed : There's a whole army down here. And up top, they're still searching for us.
Emma Peel : I feel like the filling in a club sandwich.
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John Steed : [during a friendly bout of fencing] We ought to get away... Down to the coast for a while.
Emma Peel : We?
[she turns round and Steeds slaps her on the behind with his sword]
John Steed : [they resume their swordfight] Why not? We can build sandcastles together.
Emma Peel : I refuse to carry your bucket and spade.
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Emma Peel : As for the sea breezes, well, I shall have to take a couple of reefs in my bedclothes tonight.
John Steed : We must be prepared to make concessions, my dear. Back to nature!
Emma Peel : Well, you might have warned me. I'd have packed my pot of woad.
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Emma Peel : [Steed is untying Emma] Ow! Tight girth!
John Steed : We'll have to cut down on the oats.
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John Steed : Don't touch that, we may be in orbit.
Emma Peel : You of course quite a constellation.
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'Piggy' Warren : Ah, good evening, good evening. Sorry to have kept you waiting and welcome to the jolly old Gremlin. Well what'll it be, a jar or two of the jolly old splosh, what?
[laughs heartily]
John Steed : I'll have a large brandy, please. And how about you, Mrs... eh?
Emma Peel : Peel. No thank you, I don't think I ought to.
John Steed : Oh, come on, traveling companions and all that, we'll have one for the lady as well. And how about you, Mr. eh...
Smallwood : Smallwood. I'll have the same, thank you very much.
[chuckles]
'Piggy' Warren : Right. Three tots of Napoleon's ruin coming up.
