- Captain Waversham: [to Mrs. Peel] I say, it'd be nice if we were paired against each other in the tournament, wouldn't it? Wouldn't mind giving you a stroke or two, on or off the course.
- Frank Reed: How's your game?
- John Steed: Good at Glen Eagles, eh, fair to middling at Pebble Beach, heh.
- Frank Reed: [ominously] So we meet tomorrow...
- Emma Peel: Fear not, for ere this day is done, you shall have a hole in one. I am your fairy godmother.