- Dr. Fergus Campbell: Your facetiousness, Mr. Steed, covers an edgy temperament. In fact, I'd say your nerves mostly jangle like wires in the wind.
- John Steed: [Emma is bouncing on a trampoline] Look, do you mind? It's like watching a game of perpendicular tennis.
- Emma Peel: Steed, you did wake me up a few minutes ago?
- John Steed: There is a touch of fantasy about it all, isn't there?
- John Steed: Behind them there must be a brilliant planner at work.
- Emma Peel: A genius.
- John Steed: A diabolical master mind.
- Emma Peel: Sir Clive?
- John Steed: He's just a pawn in the game. The man we're after is the king.
- John Steed: Hello...
- Davinia Todd: I'm going to scream in a moment.
- John Steed: Oh dear, I hope not.
- Davinia Todd: Loud, and I have excelent lungs.
- John Steed: I can believe it.
- Davinia Todd: Enough to wake the dead.
- [opens her mouth to scream]
- John Steed: I'm John Steed. I'm here on business and I'm not going to harm you.
- Davinia Todd: Oh, how dull.