- Tara King: Your name crops up almost every day in training. We are tought the Steed Method for this and the Steed Method for that.
- Mother: What's Mortimer doing at your place?
- John Steed: Trying to remember. He seems to be suffering from some kind of amnesia.
- Mother: Drugged?
- John Steed: Possibly.
- Mother: Brainwashed?
- John Steed: Perhaps.
- Mother: Cheers.
- John Steed: Cheers.
- [they drink]
- Emma Peel: Who did you say he was?
- John Steed: Mater, Professor Mater.
- Emma Peel: And what's he professor of?
- John Steed: Eh, what's that 'pology you're interested in?
- Emma Peel: Anthro?
- John Steed: [snaps fingers] That's it, anthropologist. One of the best.
- Sean Mortimer: This is really, very strange.
- Emma Peel: Certainly a coincidence. That we both seem to be suffering from amnesia.
- Sean Mortimer: What's amnesia?
- Emma Peel: Loss of memory.
- Sean Mortimer: Ah. Who's lost their memory?
- Emma Peel: We have.
- Sean Mortimer: Oh. Sorry, I'd forgotten.
- Emma Peel: Steed!
- Sean Mortimer: Steed.
- Emma Peel: I remember the name Steed.
- Sean Mortimer: So do I. That must be you then.
- Emma Peel: Well it must be.
- Sean Mortimer: How do you do?
- [they shake hands]
- Emma Peel: Now we're getting somewhere, eh, Steed?
- Sean Mortimer: And I remember another name: Peel. Peel! That must be me.