- Prince Ali: For you. Because you're my friend and have found favor in my eyes.
- John Steed: Thank you.
- Prince Ali: It is the left eye of a mountain rat. A very rare delicacy.
- Ponsonby-Hopkirk: [trying to surmise Steed's favourite fantasy] Got it! You're a secret agent. Yes indeed, ideal for you. License to kill. Pitting your wits against a diabolical master mind. Make a change from your every day humdrum existence, wouldn't it?
- John Steed: [laughs] Yes, it certainly'd make a change.
- John Steed: [on phone] Oh Colonel Robertson? Steed here. Did Mrs.Peel call and tell you about the body in my apartment? She did. Well will you have it removed right away, please, it's very untidy.
- Ponsonby-Hopkirk: And if ever you should wish to join the Q.Q.F... a fantasy perhaps?
- Emma Peel: No thank you, I haven't yet exhausted reality.
- Ponsonby-Hopkirk: Pity.
- Prince Ali: [Prince Ali has taken a fancy to Emma] I offer twelve goats. Well, it's a great deal for just a woman.
- Ponsonby-Hopkirk: Within these portals, Mr. Reed, you can stand besides Nelson at Travalgar,
- [picks up a sword]
- Ponsonby-Hopkirk: fight with General Custer, become Ghengis Khan, a Roman emperor, heavyweight champion, ruler of the world! A million dreams made to order. Fantasies created with a few simple tricks such as you have already seen.
- Prince Ali: You may gaze upon the royal and most noble features.
- [Steed does so]
- Prince Ali: On behalf of my peoples and my country, I, Ali Mortechrem Gibran, crown prince of Barabia, defender of the faith, soother of all souls, lighter of dark corners, fountain of wisdom, welcome thee.
- Prince Ali: But have you ever paused to consider that a man with 320 wives also acquires 320 mothers in law?
- John Steed: That's a very sobering thought.
- Prince Ali: Very.