- Paul Ryder: Steed was solumn enough during the E.B.A., weren't you, Steed? You remember that?
- John Steed: The E.B.A...
- George Neville: The E.B.A...
- Tara King: The E.B.A.?
- John Steed: Exploding Bootlaces Affair.
- Paul Ryder: And the G.A.P. Don't lets forget that.
- Tara King: G.A...
- John Steed: Great Assassination Plot.
- George Neville: And what about, the G.T.R.?
- Paul Ryder, John Steed: Aaah...
- John Steed: The G.T.R.!
- Paul Ryder: Couldn't possibly overlook the G.T.R.
- Tara King: The Great Train Robbery?
- John Steed: Granny Tiddy Feather's Rum.
- George Neville: Kicked like a mule.
- John Steed: Home-made.
- George Neville: And another toast: Steeds partner in crime. You certainly know how to pick 'em.
- [Steed laughs]
- George Neville: She's delectable, she's delicious, she's eh...
- Paul Ryder: A dab hand of the caviar canopy.
- [Tara smiles]
- George Neville: Gentlemen, I give you: Tara King.
- Col. James: We let them have a bottle a month, you know. You think it might have some bearing?
- John Steed: Perhaps. But I can't see how. I imagine you check every bottle?
- Col. James: Oh, better than that. I sample them, personally.
- John Steed: [reading the title of an article] Lizards and their... habits?
- Tara King: I've read it. It's really rather intimate.
- John Steed: Disgusting habits?
- Tara King: Awful. And very crafty.
- Ezdorf: I do admire you. Incisive. Thorough. Relentless. A worthy adversary. Equally matched. We are very alike you and I. Identical.
- John Steed: No.
- Ezdorf: Where's the difference? We are both dedicated to our country, we are both prepared to die for it. You have killed, I have killed.
- John Steed: There is a difference. I kill when I have to. You because you like it.
- Ezdorf: How am I going to escape, Steed, how? How did Rostov and Lubin escape? Will I, eh... c-compress myself into the shape of an arrow and, eh, fire myself through the bars? Or maybe, ah, eh, filter my way through a crack in the walls? Or, eh, convert myself into a liquid and... pour myself... under the door?
- Ezdorf: I was trained never to turn my back on an enemy. Because to turn my back put me at my most vulnerable. But, if I turn my back... now, I am at my most invulnerable.