- Sir Geoffrey Armstrong: May I direct your attention to the notice outside? These are private premises.
- John Steed: So I should hope, I'm not in the habit of frequenting public houses.
- Haller: Has a steampipe broken or something?
- John Steed: Eh? Oh, that's fog. That's fog, Mr. Haller. We still lead the world in that department.
- John Steed: My great-aunt Florence will smooth the way. She kept a diary.
- Mother: Did she?
- John Steed: No, she didn't. I made it up.
- Mark Travers: [catching Steed reading another man's mail] That's not cricket, is it, Steed? Is it, Steed?
- John Steed: No, it isn't. But I'm a rowing man.