- John Steed: Now the National Trust, trusts people to look after buildings of national interest. But we don't. Oh no, we don't trust anybody at all. National Dis-trust, you see?
- Stigant: Mr. Steed, can you imagine the military applications of a device which could disable any mechanical form of machinery?
- John Steed: A sort of instant peace.
- Ermyntrude Peck: Syn, do you think we're very wicked?
- Cynthia Peck: Wicked? Wicked? Oh ho, ho, nothing of the kind. We have a moral right, Myn.
- John Steed: Caroline, may I introduce Catherine. Now, she's the white hope in the black leather of the Vern Ingham district T.T.
- Catherine Gale: How do you do?
- Caroline Wesker: How do you do? I must say that is a very fetching, Vectised outfit.
- John Steed: That's what I always say.
- [last lines]
- Cynthia Peck: My mousetrap!
- John Steed: It seems to be equally effective with the larger rodents.
- [hands it back to Cyn]
- John Steed: But don't you think you're using too strong a cheese?