The Avengers (TV Series)
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Station (1967)
James Hayter: Ticket Collector
Quotes
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Ticket Collector : How did the ceremony go?
Groom : Mr. Salt, late V.I.P., now R.I.P.
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Ticket Collector : Salt's camera had a film in it.
Bride : Very practical place to keep a film, I'd say.
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Ticket Collector : Ah, Mr. Steed.
John Steed : Ah, Ticket Inspector.
Ticket Collector : I had you brought here to witness the final phase.
John Steed : That's very decent of you.
Ticket Collector : It's for me really. Verging on megalomania, you might say. But eh, a coup is not a coup without someone to see.
John Steed : Well I'm afraid I shan't be able to applaud.
[Steed is handcuffed to a pipe hanging from the ceiling]
Ticket Collector : The look in your eyes will be enough.
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Ticket Collector : Another five miles, Mr. Steed, and then...
John Steed : Pop goes the diesel?
Ticket Collector : Very droll!
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Ticket Collector : I am about to kill your Prime Minister.
John Steed : Oh? How do you know which way I voted?