The Avengers (TV Series)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Station (1967)

Richard Caldicot: Admiral

Quotes 

• Admiral Cartney : [after finding two stacks of used railway tickets]  London to Norborough, First Class return. Heh. Must be about a hundred of 'em. The Fellow must have had an obsession about railways.

  Emma Peel : And they're all punched through. See, the 'o' in Norborough is punched through.

  Admiral Cartney : Oh yes... and the hole's just about the size of a...

  Emma Peel : Self-respecting micro-dot. Makes sense. Salt fills in the 'o' with a micro-dot...

  Admiral Cartney : Ticket collector punches it out again...

  Emma Peel : And bingo, the message is passed on.

  Admiral Cartney : [a beat]  To a ticket collector?