- George Michael: Yeah, Ann loves eggs. Sometimes, she puts mayonnaise in her mouth, then she puts the egg in there and does this
- [Imitates pushing an egg around in his mouth]
- George Michael: She calls it a "mayonegg!"
- George Michael: [pause]
- [to Michael]
- George Michael: Are you ok?
- Michael: I don't feel so good.
- Narrator: [as Tobias, in blue makeup and sweatshirt, speaks on stage] Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy for the silent performance art trio, the Blue Man Group.
- Tobias Fünke: And this is "Kids", from "Bye, Bye, Birdie".
- [nods to offstage, and a piano plays opening notes as the Blue Man Group reacts in confusion]
- Narrator: He had yet to hear back from them.