Arrested Development (TV Series)

The One Where Michael Leaves (2004)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

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• Lindsay Bluth Fünke : What did he say? Tell me the last thing he said.

  Tobias Fünke : [flashback]  I'm afraid I just blue myself.

  Michael Bluth : He said some wonderful things.

• Tobias Fünke : I'm afraid that I just blue myself.

  Michael Bluth : There really has got to be a better way to say that.

• Tobias Fünke : You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised... a number of couples to explore an open relationship, where the couple remains emotionally committed but free to explore extramarital encounters.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Well, did it work for those people?

  Tobias Fünke : No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us.

• Tobias Fünke : [covered in blue paint]  It seems I might have stumbled upon an acting opportunity.

  Michael Bluth : As a member of the Blue Man Group?

  Tobias Fünke : Oh no, you're thinking of the support group. I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group.