Arrested Development (TV Series)

Staff Infection (2004)

David Cross: Tobias Fünke

Quotes 

• Tobias Fünke : [while rehearsing his "frightened inmate #2" character]  Lindsey, say something to scare me

  Lindsay Funke : F*** me.

  Tobias Fünke : Nope, nothing. Thanks for trying though.

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Tobias gets an insight into fear.

  Tobias Fünke : Let's discuss our new bunking situation.

  White Power Bill : You're going to be sleeping under me for a while.

  George Sr. : I sold you for a pack of cigarettes.

• Tobias Fünke : I'm going to take a stab at something and say that you hate White Power Bill.

  White Power Bill : I hate you!

  Tobias Fünke : You HATE White Power Bill.

  White Power Bill : I hate the government!

  Tobias Fünke : You HATE White Power Bill.

  White Power Bill : I hate my father!

  [thinks about it for a second] 

  White Power Bill : I hate White Power Bill.

  [he jumps off the railing and dies] 

  Prisoner : You killed him! Like Dorothy. The Wicked Witch is dead! All hail Dorothy!