Arrested Development (TV Series)

Sad Sack (2004)

John Michael Higgins: Wayne Jarvis

Quotes 

• Barry Zuckerkorn : Those are the pictures?

  Wayne Jarvis : They're all over the news.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : Those are balls.

  Wayne Jarvis : What?

  Narrator : Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself while learning how to use his new camera phone.

  Barry Zuckerkorn : This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.

• Michael : Why haven't you talked to my brother, the new President of the company?

  Wayne Jarvis : We did earlier. He claims to know nothing.

  Michael : Well, that's not an act. He twice tried to heat up a Ding-Dong in a microwave while it was still in its tinfoil.

  Wayne Jarvis : Twice?

  Michael : Two times.