Arrested Development (TV Series)

Ready, Aim, Marry Me (2005)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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Quotes 

• Michael Bluth : [looking at a gift basket Michael received]  Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.

  Tobias Fünke : I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

  Michael Bluth : There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

• George Michael Bluth : Hey dad.

  Michael : Hey buddy.

  George Michael Bluth : Was that Gangy who was just -

  [slips on Lucille's spilled drink and falls] 

  Michael : You all right? Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.

  George Michael Bluth : Oh. Does that means she's gonna have to come live with us?

• [Michael walks out onto the balcony of Lucille's apartment and finds Uncle Jack sitting on the railing] 

  Michael : Are you sure it's such a good idea to be sitting up so high?

  Uncle Jack : Ah, don't worry. Dragon's got me.

  Michael : Dragon's in the bathroom.

  Uncle Jack : Mama!

• Michael Bluth : [looking at the gift basket he received]  You got one of these too, didn't you? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.

  Tobias Fünke : Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

  Michael Bluth : There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

• Tobias Fünke : [after Michael asks Tobias to buy a tape recorder to record conversations of himself speaking]  You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?

  Michael : Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.

  Tobias Fünke : And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.