Arrested Development (TV Series)

Public Relations (2004)

Jessica Walter: Lucille Bluth

Quotes 

• Lucille : Your sister and I tried to get into that new restaurant, Rud, and they wouldn't let us in.

  [Flashback] 

  Maitre'D : Mrs. Bluth, there's absolutely no room.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : Come on. I've suddenly lost my appetite.

  Lucille : Oh, who's going to believe that?

  Narrator : With her blood sugar at a perilous low, Lucille made Lindsay pull into the nearest restaurant.

  Waitress : Welcome to Klimpy's! Anywhere you like!

  Lucille : [to Lindsay]  This does not bode well.

  [after they're seated, to waitress] 

  Lucille : I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.

  Waitress : Plate or platter?

  Lucille : I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

  Waitress : And what would you like?

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : I want my old life back.

• Jessie Bowers : [George Sr. has just become a devout Jew]  Your father is religious now?

  Michael : Yeah.

  Jessie Bowers : We'll play that up, it's very sympathetic.

  Lucille : Yeah, who doesn't love the Jews?