Arrested Development (TV Series)

Public Relations (2004)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• Jessie Bowers : [George Sr. has just become a devout Jew]  Your father is religious now?

  Michael : Yeah.

  Jessie Bowers : We'll play that up, it's very sympathetic.

  Lucille : Yeah, who doesn't love the Jews?

• Lindsay Bluth Fünke : [reading the article]  "Lindsay's a combative, entitled princess"? I should hire someone to kick your ass for that!

  Michael : Save your money.

  Lindsay Bluth Fünke : You're right, I'll do it myself.

  Michael : We're through. I don't want my son reading any more articles in the paper about us.

  Jessie Bowers : Oh your son, stop using him as an excuse for everything you do. I told him that he was getting in the way of your happiness.

  Michael : You said that to my son? You're on your own. Ladies...

  [a riot breaks out in the restaurant] 

• George Bluth Sr. : [via satellite from prison]  Some of my students are arguing the significance of the shank bone on the Seder plate. But we do NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point!

  Michael : Thought provoking.